Change Gender:
Cow x Beef
Dog x Bull Dog
Overheard at Charminar
Oh! They even built a monument to sell cigarettes.
My reckoning of Orkut
Started by a Malayali for nostalgic social networking reason Ormakalude Kootaayama (getogether of memories).
Malayalis contribution to English
Tapioca
The story goes that the Englishman asked the farmer who was digging out the tapioca and “ What are you doing?”
He replied rummaging,”Tappi nokka”(searching)
And soon he showed the tuber and so the tuber was christened Tapioca by the Englishman
Hippopotamus
The malayali servant accompanied the Englishman on an African safari.. They saw the Hippo taking a mud bath. And the Malayali said, “Ippo Pottum”( will burst now)
And the Englishman liked the name, to add effect he added ‘us’.
Cashewnut
The Englishman went to the nut store in Kochi and asked the vendor the rate. The vendor replied “kaashne ettu” ( 8 for a kaash – kaash was the currency then in Kerala). Thus the name Cashewnut.
Tell me about your enlightenment:)
Cow x Beef
Dog x Bull Dog
Overheard at Charminar
Oh! They even built a monument to sell cigarettes.
My reckoning of Orkut
Started by a Malayali for nostalgic social networking reason Ormakalude Kootaayama (getogether of memories).
Malayalis contribution to English
Tapioca
The story goes that the Englishman asked the farmer who was digging out the tapioca and “ What are you doing?”
He replied rummaging,”Tappi nokka”(searching)
And soon he showed the tuber and so the tuber was christened Tapioca by the Englishman
Hippopotamus
The malayali servant accompanied the Englishman on an African safari.. They saw the Hippo taking a mud bath. And the Malayali said, “Ippo Pottum”( will burst now)
And the Englishman liked the name, to add effect he added ‘us’.
Cashewnut
The Englishman went to the nut store in Kochi and asked the vendor the rate. The vendor replied “kaashne ettu” ( 8 for a kaash – kaash was the currency then in Kerala). Thus the name Cashewnut.
Tell me about your enlightenment:)
Change gender: The best of the lot!! LOL!!!!!! :-)))
ReplyDeleteThe mallu has contributed a lot to literature. Now, isn't all this solid proof? :D
ReplyDeleteNothing beats your interpretation of Orkut. Rofl...:D
hahaha loved the charminar one :D
ReplyDeleteROFLing post :D
:) i loved the Charminar one and the Orkut and the Hippo ACtually i liked the whole of it .. cant decide which one is the best :)
ReplyDeleteexcellent piece of knowledge that he he
Hehehehe...liked the Charminar one. To enlighten you :-), 'Catamaran' one of the type of ferry derived its name from malayalam - "kattu maram"
ReplyDelete:-D
Enlightened....!!!
ReplyDeletelol...Mallus have contributed way too much...nahi!!:D
What a compilation!Kudos!:)
That orkut definition was truly matching...
ReplyDeleteI thout about my childhood days when read Malayalis contribution to english language..Though I had heard about Tapioca, Hippopotamus and Cashewnut were novel things..
:D
ReplyDeleteFunny !!! :)
quite witty.. [why do i lack it? :(]
:) nice and interesting!! Thanks for a great post !!
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard on the Charminar statement. and the rest were brilliant! Thanks for my morning dose of laughter :D
ReplyDeleteNovice Writer
ReplyDeleteNext time you can tell:)
Destinys Child
So, you are enlightened.
Rajlakshmi
Just keep you eyes and ears open. knowledge flows in:D
Bikram
Can't choose? No probs.
Insignia
You just have to start it. The knowledge chain spreads. Thank You for your piece of info.
Jaunty Anima
Look Around you and you can find some Kashmiri and Dogri contributions too.
Tomz
There, I found a fellow as brainy as myself.
Tulika
Overruled. I like only witty people and I like you.
A New Beginning
Glad you liked the fresh look at words.
Are these things for real? Or did you cook this up? :P
ReplyDeleteIf it's the former, then I'm sure enlightened. :)
Lol... :D That Hippopotamus was awesome. ;)
lol:) charminar one was too good:)
ReplyDeleteShruthi
ReplyDeleteAt your service. Put the smile on through the day.
Karthik
I think Cashewnut is real, rest ....:)
Antarman
You didn't know. See the light now?
HL...rofl,my oh my !!To pick a favorite is difficult here.Thanks,you made my day.
ReplyDeletehahahaha..ROFLMAO...what an interpretation man..loved it :D
ReplyDeleteA most interesting blog!
ReplyDeleteGlad to meet you - you are most welcome to visit my Hawaii blog
Aloha, Friend!
Comfort Spiral
Kavita
ReplyDeleteMy Pleasure:)
Neha
Had a nice time reading?:D
Cloudia
Welcome here. Will visit you Hawaii blog too.:)
lol @ tapioca :) ...mallus rocks
ReplyDeleteNice one, I kept on thinking what the bengalis have contributed to english after I read your post but alas, nothing came to mind...
ReplyDeleteI really liked the orkut one. For all you know, it might be true.
Anish
ReplyDeleteGlad to bring on the laughs
Aparna
The race of races:)
give due credits !!!
ReplyDeleteCharminar was really a good one ....lol!!
ReplyDeletelol . Though i've heard the cashewnut one before!
ReplyDeletecow is beef and dog become bull dog, that summarises my son's knowledge in gender change..!! loved it!
ReplyDeleteScarlet Pimpernel
ReplyDeleteSure, Boss. The Credits:
Gender Change
Rosemary, Idukki, 1978
Charminar
Arun, Thrissur 2001
Orkut
My Holy self
Tapioca
Ittychan, Mannar, 1788
Hippopotamus
Ayyappan nair, 1897
Cashewnut
Ibrahim Kunju, Kollam, 1599
(God Save the Lama)
Nazish rahman
Anything for a laugh;D
Gymnast
Welcome to the knowledge pool.
Sujata
Now you know why they say:
Child is the father of man
Ha ha...that was hilarious...I had heard about the cashewnut one, not the others...I would have never have guessed the Orkut one...perfect.He he...we are tooooo goooood naaaa....:) Not exactly in the same lines..but I find these two words fascinating.... 'Debo Nair' and 'Pheno Menon'.
ReplyDeleteAsk them to join Facebook. :P
ReplyDeletelol.. this is hilarious. have heard other mallu versions but these are abs new. Charminar and ippo potam are too funny..
ReplyDeleteDu live in the gelf or eat benena jibs too??
Thanks for the absolutely funny (and insightful!) blog post - managed a hearty laugh despite the hectic work schedule that's driving me up the wall!
ReplyDeleteNice one.. Thanks for sharing!!
ReplyDeleteJD
ReplyDeleteGlad to make you laugh. Nope, I live in Cochin.
RGB
Hats off to you to be able to comment.
Swatantra
Now you can share it with others.
I liked the cashewnuts part...i am enlightened now :)
ReplyDeleteP.S: liked jyothi's debo nair and pheno menon too :P
Welcome to enlightenment, my dear child:D
ReplyDeletewhoooa! Please stop there is so much of this divine light....Oh wait! let me put my Rayban Aviator Glasses ( I wish).....Oh look, Everything make perfect sense now
ReplyDeleteAnd BTW now I can connect the blog name with it :)
Grt Post!!
Pratik Gupta
ReplyDeleteYou seeked knowledge and now thou has it.:)
I am feeling very enlightened indeed! :) whats your fascination with malyalis?
ReplyDeleteDhinchak post man.
ReplyDeleteYou rock.
Very funny post.
Puplesilt
ReplyDeleteB'coz Iam one. Welcome to this space:)
Anirban Chakraborty
That was a nice comment. Have fun visiting.